1.  Drink…Then nothing really matters until the morning when your head is pounding…

2.  Dance…if you don’t know how…ask someone to teach you or just have fun trying…

3.  Go out to your car and grab an notebook…doodle, write down ideas or play around and act you are conducting serious business…

4.  Put on a fake accent(Preferably one you can do well and is convincing)….Use it when you order drinks or say anything…Even if you don’t get attention…It’s something to do and have fun with.

5.  Play Games on your cell phone

6.  If they have karaoke…step up to the mic…

7.  Call someone(friend, lover, old friend you haven’t seen in years)….maybe as additional company or perhaps a savior to get you outta there…

8.   Walk up to a table full of the opposite sex….Make up some story that your friend said you were gay and you would never get get lucky or meet someone just sitting there at the table….When your friend isn’t looking…ask them if they would all dance with you at once…just to play a trick on a friend….  Imagine the look on yor friend’s face seeing you dance with a whole group of the opposite sex….

9.  If you really want to get out of there…spill a drink on yourself and tell them you want to go…you are embarrassed…

10.  Now if you are really good at acting and are desperate for some attention….Rub and wet your eyes…make it look like you are crying…sit all alone…at a table….at watch how much attention you get….