1.  Visit the porcelain God and make many donations.(Good exercise too…Abs from dry heaves and legs from kneeling)

2.  Finally drink all those quality fluids your Doctor told you about…Learn what dehydration is really all about.

3.  Get in touch with your darker side(Blanket over window or pull curtains) when you wake up to the morning sun…or is it late afternoon???

4.  Keep on believing that person you are talking to likes you and understands a word of what you are saying…

5.  Think you can say whatever you want because you are Bruce Lee now….Nothing can touch you!  Right?

6.  Suddenly burst out into song…Hey…You sound great!…To you at least…

7.  Dance baby dance!  Yes the Drunken Monkey is a style commonly used in these here parts

8.  Just keep your car either aligned with the stripe on the road or make sure you get every cone!  That is if you can find it and figure out where your keys are…

9.  When you call up an ex and say something you probably shouldn’t have…maybe even not knowing who you called..or perhaps some you dialed by accident.

10.  Spend  all day looking at the Internet for homemade cures to your hangover…and never take aspirin.