***Be warned this has a lot of cussing in it due to the nature of being surprised. ***

Sorry it is a bit dark.  I was supposed to feed the dog and take in the mail while the neighbors were on vacation.  They decided to come home early, parked the car down the street, put the newspaper at the end of the driveway and even left the mail in the mailbox.  They texted me to come over when I get home because there was supposed to be a package on the door that they verified online.  I came over to put the mail up and….